10 Funniest Quotes Of The Week

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Here is 10 Funniest Quotes Of The Week

1- If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape.

If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape.


2- I’m not arguing. I’m simply explaining why I’m right.

I’m not arguing. I’m simply explaining why I’m right.


3- If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.

If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.


4- I’m sorry. I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

I’m sorry. I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.


5- Don’t yell at your kids! Lean in real close and whisper, it’s much scarier.

Don’t yell at your kids! Lean in real close and whisper, it’s much scarier.


6- My nickname is ‘Mom’, but my full name is ‘Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom’.

My nickname is ‘Mom’, but my full name is ‘Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom’.


7- God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advice from Eve how to make Adam.

God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advice from Eve how to make Adam.


8- Coffee, chocolate, men. The richer the better!

Coffee, chocolate, men. The richer the better!


9- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen


10- If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. Steven Wright

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. Steven Wright

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