10 Funniest Quotes Of The Week

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Here is 10 Funniest Quotes Of The Week

1- I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.


2- Is ‘ugh’ an emotion Because I fell it all the time.

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion Because I fell it all the time.


3- I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode.

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode.


4- I just want my stomach to be as flat as my ass.

I just want my stomach to be as flat as my ass.


5- What was your key motivation for this piece? The due date.

What was your key motivation for this piece The due date.


6- Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.


7- A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.


8- As your best friend I’ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

As your best friend I’ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.


9- Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.


10- Please cancel my subscriptions to your issues.

Please cancel my subscriptions to your issues.

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