Here is 10 Funniest Quotes Of The Week
1- I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.
2- Is ‘ugh’ an emotion Because I fell it all the time.
3- I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode.
4- I just want my stomach to be as flat as my ass.
5- What was your key motivation for this piece? The due date.
6- Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.
7- A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
8- As your best friend I’ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.
9- Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
10- Please cancel my subscriptions to your issues.