Here is 10 Funniest Quotes Of The Week
1- If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape.
![If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape.](https://www.omgcheese.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/If-you-ran-like-your-mouth-you’d-be-in-good-shape..jpg)
2- I’m not arguing. I’m simply explaining why I’m right.
![I’m not arguing. I’m simply explaining why I’m right.](https://www.omgcheese.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/I’m-not-arguing.-I’m-simply-explaining-why-I’m-right..jpg)
3- If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
![If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.](https://www.omgcheese.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/If-you’re-hotter-than-me-then-that-means-I’m-cooler-than-you..jpg)
4- I’m sorry. I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.
![I’m sorry. I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.](https://www.omgcheese.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/I’m-sorry.-I-don’t-take-orders.-I-barely-take-suggestions..jpg)
5- Don’t yell at your kids! Lean in real close and whisper, it’s much scarier.
6- My nickname is ‘Mom’, but my full name is ‘Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom’.
![My nickname is ‘Mom’, but my full name is ‘Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom’.](https://www.omgcheese.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/My-nickname-is-‘Mom’-but-my-full-name-is-‘Mom-Mom-Mom-Mom-Mom-Mom’..jpg)
7- God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advice from Eve how to make Adam.
![God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advice from Eve how to make Adam.](https://www.omgcheese.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/God-made-Adam-first-because-he-didn’t-want-any-advice-from-Eve-how-to-make-Adam..jpg)
8- Coffee, chocolate, men. The richer the better!
![Coffee, chocolate, men. The richer the better!](https://www.omgcheese.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Coffee-chocolate-men.-The-richer-the-better.jpg)
9- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen
![I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen](https://www.omgcheese.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/I-like-long-walks-especially-when-they-are-taken-by-people-who-annoy-me.-Fred-Allen.jpg)
10- If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. Steven Wright
![If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. Steven Wright](https://www.omgcheese.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/If-you-think-nobody-cares-about-you-try-missing-a-couple-of-payments.-Steven-Wright.jpg)