10 Funniest Quotes Of The Week
Here is 10 Funniest Quotes Of The Week
1- If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape.
2- I’m not arguing. I’m simply explaining why I’m right.
3- If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
4- I’m sorry. I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.
5- Don’t yell at your kids! Lean in real close and whisper, it’s much scarier.
6- My nickname is ‘Mom’, but my full name is ‘Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom’.
7- God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advice from Eve how to make Adam.
8- Coffee, chocolate, men. The richer the better!
9- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen
10- If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. Steven Wright