Here is 10 Funniest Quotes Of The Week

1- If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape.

2- I’m not arguing. I’m simply explaining why I’m right.

3- If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.

4- I’m sorry. I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

5- Don’t yell at your kids! Lean in real close and whisper, it’s much scarier.

6- My nickname is ‘Mom’, but my full name is ‘Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom’.

7- God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advice from Eve how to make Adam.

8- Coffee, chocolate, men. The richer the better!

9- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen

10- If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. Steven Wright