My brain has too many tabs open.

10 Funniest Quotes Of The Week

Here is 10 Funniest Quotes Of The Week

1- When nothing is going right, go left.

When nothing is going right, go left.


2- Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.


3- Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.


4- My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.


5- I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.


6- My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.


7- Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.


8- Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls.

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls.


9- Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.


10- My brain has too many tabs open.

My brain has too many tabs open.


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